Read n laugh

One day u will laugh over the situation that makes u cry…can I hear ur AMEN

Between buying a car,Land or marriage. Which should come first for a 34 year old man?

You paid bride price #500,000 spend #5m on your wedding and 1.5m for honeymoon and break up Because of a text that costs N4. Are you normal ?😏

Let’s see the wise ones πŸ˜‚
Abeg who made the law of buying bread when returning from a journey?πŸ™„πŸ™„

Never open your legs to prove your love to any man.

True love doesn’t come through sex

Soup that sweet was cook by better woman/girl πŸ˜‹not money I beg. Some Ladies fit use 20k cook soup and can prefer to drink garri sleepπŸ™„
good morning

Training a girl u want to marry in University and training puppies u want to sell
which one is better
chose wisely πŸ™„πŸ™„

Apart from SEX what else does a man really want from a woman?

She didn’t just cheat on me, they got married, slept together and even gave there son my name😭😭😭

You hate to hear “pls sub for me” But you can call somebody on video call & even have the guts to say “can you take the camera down a bitπŸ™„

I Hates SeX❌even if I marry I won’t touch my wife,all her duty is just to cook & take Care of my kids, that’s all


Ladies stop saying all GUYS ever wanted is sex
Did you try giving them your father’s land and they refuse

After all I did for him, he still left me behind, ladies mention what you did for him

The relationship wey I dey build🏠 since January……. fiam another personπŸ•΄ go roof am from no where..

Tight pussy are for Men with cash
Broke Niggas should continue to swim

Since i started dating, no girl has ever told me
“You are my world”
Maybe i am a country

Men am i communicating? No matter how sex sweet reach, you can’t smile while cuming,
I just spoke my mind!

Nigeria has just discover new sex position called leader. You will just be on top and be doing nothing.πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

You Stare At Someone At the Mall For 2mins And Later On your Facebook They’ll Appear As People you May Know… How??!πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

No charm catches a man than respect.
Men love respect More than sex.
No man can stand a disrespectful lady.

Dear Ladies a lot of Men are Serious about Dating you for Marriage but Your Attitude towards money change their intentions.And their attitude towards sex also change your mind.

Time have gone when ladies look for responsible & Godfearing men for marriage
Now Once you have money & big dick you are good to goπŸ™…β€β™€οΈπŸ™„πŸ˜

Dear men,always pray for your
Only few girls wishes their mother inlaw alive πŸ™„πŸ˜

Is there anything wrong in stealing a good man from a careless and ungrateful woman/girl??

I will rather fight for a plate of food than to fight over a man
Relationship wey person dey build since 2017, another person Don go roof am..

My landlord is in my house to collect his house rent now and there is no money to give him
What will i tell him?

My people, please what is CUM, this statement during naccking use to confused me… Please help a sister.

Brother if your dick stand in public, be grateful because some can’t even stand in private

60% of married women don’t really love their husbands, they are just happy to be married.. True or false?

This generations obsession with sex enh, πŸ€”πŸ€”
You’d think many work in the porn industry.

What does it mean when a girl
Say they need space?

When the action is sweet you don’t need to help her raise her leg, she will always find a place to hang it, just concentrate bro.

Some girls post pictures half naked and write
“i need love and affection”
Sister you need clothes, education & sense

Guy stop fellowing women up-and-down go and hustle if your hustle pay they go still come and look for you πŸ™„πŸ™„

Ladies be Acting Like They’re OK but Deep Down They Want to Marry Two or Three men…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

How can you keep Condoms in your wallet and expect your money to increase?
Condoms are meant to prevent multiplication

Please who knowπŸ™πŸ™ any abortion medicine, My Dog is pregnant for one useless Eke Uke in our area..😭

When is the right time to ask your girlfriend if she can be your wife’s chief bridesmaid in your wedding?

Dating a Nigerian lady is just like taking care of an orphan.
Let me come and be going πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

You are a singer,
u marry a dancer
wat are u expectin from
God if not a DJπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

She don born before no be disease

Brother if you love her❀️❀️Marry her

Dip a finger gently then make it two, turn to the left then to the right, dip it inside then go deeper and deeper with care, touch the tip all round that’s how to wash glass cup.

Salary 20k, Phone 400k, Weavon 70k.
And you go to church to ask God for a miracle,
when you are already Performing magic.

Pls someone should use me to test if his man is faithful.
I don’t like what I hate.

That Relationship wen you dey build, you sure say another person never roof am..??

If you drive a whole day in lagos without cursing somebody or somebody cursing you, you will make HEAVEN. #true or falseπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

When some people around you begin to hate you without offending them,
Check very well,
Your progress has started.

Somebody should call me sweet name. I want to check if my heart is still working .. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

Show me a lady with one boyfriend..
I will leave Facebook.

At 25 you can’t sweep, u can’t wash, u can’t cook good food yet you still want men to love you for who u are… Aunty pls who are u?

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