Different Kinds Of Wife – D. K. OLUKOYA
(PLS STUDY IT)
1. DICTIONARY WIFE
A dictionary wife is a wife that does not welcome other people’s opinions or ideas. She is always right in her own eyes.
2. BOXING PARTNER WIFE
She has no submission. There is contest for leadership. She is very difficult and full of troubles and arguments.
3. HEADMASTER WIFE
She is very arrogant, stubborn and disobedient. She is richer and powerful in one area or the other than the husband and she combines these powers to cause trouble at home.
4. Party Wife
She is highly social. She hardly stays at home because of parties and pleasures.
5. Pampered Wife
She is not used to anything hard and she expects to be treated like a leprosy patient. She is very fragile and sophisticated.
6. Dustbin Wife
She is extremely dirty and disorganized. The sitting room is like a toilet and the kitchen becomes an empire of rats. Clothes are unwashed and so many things are left to be very dirty.
7. ADC Wife
She has zero tolerance for other women close to her husband. She is hostile to any woman close to her husband and sometimes police the husband like a detective.
8. Acidic Wife
She is always ready to fight, being moody and keeping malice for days or even months. She has an acidic mouth that when she talks, it can be very terrible.
9. Office Wife
She just pursues her job and her career. Every other thing is secondary and all functions in the house are handled to housemaid. The children are not used to her, She is a career wife. (But Thank God for Shutdown, for such kind of wives will have no choice than to stay with their children )
10. Pepper Wife
She is very hot and aggressive. She does not like to relate with people and is always finding faults with people. She is a thorn in her husband’s flesh. Her husband’s heart beats for fear anytime he wants to talk with her. She is too aggressive and difficult to live with. She is violent in nature.
11. Spinster Wife
She likes doing everything on her own and her dressing does not show that she is married. She is not serious with her marriage and chooses many single ladies as friends. She enjoys going out a lot without her husband. She is married but likes to live a lonely and a single lady’s life.
12. Occasional Wife
She loves maids and nannies so much and lacks the good qualities of a good wife. She goes out a lot and comes back whenever she feels like. She has no time for her children and toys with her husband’s emotion.
13. Kingdom Wife (Godly Wife)
She is a blessing to her husband. She gives her husband rest on every side, she is a builder and not a destroyer. She is very friendly and accommodative. Her husband is proud of her.
She is a virtuous woman (Prov. 31:10-31)
TYPES OF HUSBAND
1. The Hard Husband
This is the husband that is so arrogant, stubborn, unyielding, and unbending. He cannot be counseled or corrected. He has no fear or honour for anybody including his wife’s family and he is very difficult to live with
2. The Fake Husband
They perform very well on bed and dining table but they are irresponsible husbands. They are lazy and could not provide for their family.
3. Bachelor Husband
He is a man that separates his room from his wife’s. He is a single married man. He is selfish and self-centred.
4. Acidic Husband
He is an hot-tempered person, a boxer and a wrestler. He does not take nonsense, he does not laugh, play, or joke. His house is like a MILITARY CAMP and he is a lion in the house.
5. Slave Master Husband
He believes that a woman should be seen and not heard. He turns the wife to a cook, dry cleaner, a sex machine, Baby making Factory and an housemaid. He celebrates his family more than his wife and the woman will see hell if she does not give birth to a boy
6. General Husband
He has chains of girl friends, concubines, and strange women. He spends lavishly on them. He runs after anything in skirt including the housemaid and his wife’s younger sisters.
7. The Dry Husband
He has no closeness with his wife, No Love, No Kissing and No ROMANCE. The wife must knock before entering the bedroom. He is very difficult to talk with and has no respect for his wife even in the presence of visitors.
8. Selfish Husband
He is a man exploiting his wife to solve his own problem. He does not have a true love but only looking for something to quench his headache. He is interested in using the woman to get what he wants…
9. Parasite Husband
He does not work, He is very lazy and irresponsible. He cannot assist his wife to make life easy for the woman. He is a big headache to the woman. He is a Frustrator and makes the wife to cry daily
10. Baby Husband
He is a man yet an infant both Spiritually, Mentally, and Character-wise. A baby husband is the one that BEATS his wife, He reject food because he is angry. He is a nagging husband who cannot listen to corrections and cannot be influenced by his wife. He keeps MALICE with his wife and refuses to pray together with his wife at home. He threatens to push out his wife at the smallest provocation. He compares his wife with former girl friends and other women. He does not know what is called romance all. All he wants is sex. He does not do anything to improve his marriage. He reports his wife to third parties and calls his wife horrible names. He loves his mother more than his wife and even decides to go to market by himself for lack of trust that his wife will not cheat him. He also demands for every change even though is N10
11. Visiting Husband
Not always at home – comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things, but has no time for them.
12. Godly Husband
He is a responsible man
He is a man that fears the Lord. He is a father, mentor, teacher and a friend to his wife and children. He is also a lovely husband.
I pray that any power assigned to scatter your home, relationship and family shall die suddenly in Jesus’ name. Amen.