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.Yesterday, I met my ex and she was kissing😘 her new boyfriend πŸ™‡in front of the store. I was watching them and she saw me then she asked me what I was doing thereπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’.

I told her my wife is pregnant and I am here to buy baby stuffs and I am very happy, I spoke as if they asked me that. I went in as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, a baby seat, baby bed and soap wit sponge then I called a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt they envied me so much.

Now my issue is, pls if u know any woman who has given birth,,,, pls am selling buckets, baby seat, baby bed and soap with sponge. πŸ’πŸ™†

Pls HELP I was supposed to buy groceries for my mom😞😞😞😞??😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😹😹😹

🎚 Level 1

✍️ Another moment of laughter πŸ€£πŸ€·πŸ½β€πŸ˜ΉπŸ’πŸ€¦πŸ½β€πŸ˜‹πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€πŸ’ƒβ›·οΈπŸ€ΈπŸ€ΌπŸš΄πŸΈ

1.Your boyfriend🀡 be capon for school 🏫cultism and you expect me not to bend down and greet you, you think say I dey craze?πŸ€·πŸ½β€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

2.Being dump by a dark skinned girlπŸ™ is the worst thing ever, because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.πŸ™†πŸ½β€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

3.I posted a picture of me lifting my dogπŸ• and my ex commented “Which one is you?” I replied “The one lifting your father” and she blocked me πŸ€·πŸ½β€πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

4.My oga wifeπŸ§› is calling her new baby πŸ‘Όa bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground.πŸ’πŸ’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Or what do you think πŸ’πŸ’

5.Please ugly girlsπŸ™ should not join nurses. We can’t be afraid of injection at the same time afraid of your face 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

6.Mountain of fire πŸ”₯ and some of their funny prayersπŸ™πŸ™, which one is Lord crucify me with your anointing?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

7.Some girlsπŸ™ are very poor in romance, you will hit her with a pillow then Boom! She is chasing you with a knife πŸ”ͺ🀷🀷

8.I think I know everything in biology until one girl πŸ™told me aquatic animal is from Akwaibom. I just locked my door and cried for 2 hours πŸ™†πŸ½β€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9.When you are sitting alone πŸ™‡and you hear somebody call πŸ—£οΈyour name but you look round and find no one, don’t be panic☹️☹️, your village people just bought a new microphone πŸŽ€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

10.When I was in primary school, I had two friends Solomon and Wisdom but they repeated primary 3,three times each πŸ€·πŸ½β€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

11.I said I will not rest in writing this jokes but I remembered what the Bible said in Isaiah 57:21 “There is no peace for the wicked” I know I am not wicked so I have to stop here. I love you all πŸ˜ΉπŸ’ƒπŸšΆπŸ™‹πŸΌβ€πŸ˜‹πŸ€¦πŸ½β€πŸš΄πŸ’©πŸ™‰πŸ™ŠπŸ‘±πŸ€°πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¦πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦πŸ’₯πŸ΅πŸ’πŸ¦ŠπŸ―πŸ¦†πŸŠ

🎚🎚 Level 2

1. Can last Born marry last born?

What if them wake up one midnight and started crying 😭😭

“I want to see my mummy” πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. Rain if you like fall everyday,,, I will never cheat on girlfriend.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

3. When I see a lady turn to MOTIVATION SPEAKER overnight, I smile ☺ & say One Of Our BROTHER have done it againπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

4. What’s the right thing to do if u marry?🀷🀷🀷

5. I never knew temple run was real until I was chased by a soldier πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†
M still running selfπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
If you see someone running πŸƒπŸƒ through Iwo road it’s me 🀣🀣🀣🀣

6. The flood in ogun state this days is so terrible 😒 Can U imagine, it carry my neighbor daughter to my room today. πŸ‘πŸ‘…πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

7. I’m now a pastor πŸ‘²Oya put ur hand on ur head πŸ™†and say father Lord gimme senseπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

8. My dad🀡 won my mom 2-0, I.e 2boys, 0girl.

WHat about yours?🀷🀷🀷

9. School is resuming do you still have your uniform or you don use am sew nose mask?πŸ˜‚πŸ™„πŸ™„

10. When last do you services your Engine? I mean the Engine.. πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

11. To all girls πŸ™πŸ‘‰ Don’t be too happy when you dump a guy, your new guy was also dumped by someone πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

We are all fairly used You self na okrika 🚢🚢

12.To all those who can change generator switch to NEPA without the Television going off, I think you should add that to your CV.🀣🀣🀣🀣

13.I can’t imagine that one day I will be on my knees🀷 begging πŸ™πŸ™someone with a ringπŸ’ that I bought with my hard-earned money.☹️☹️

14. My friend🀡 wrote a bookπŸ“™ on how to make money.πŸ’° Now, he is asking me for moneyπŸ’° to help him publish the book.πŸ“™
Alaye, go and read your book, it will help you get money to publish it.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15.When a tall girlπŸ™ is pressing her phone🀳, she will be looking like street light.πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

16. Mosquitoes will be sucking people’s blood without caring to know that blood tonic is expensive. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

17. A Nigerian planeπŸ›« travelling from Lagos to Port Harcourt stopped at Akwa Ibom to buy fuel. Is it that they don’t sell fuel in Lagos again?.🀷🀷

18.After many years of searching πŸ‘€πŸ‘€,I have never seen a hausa albino πŸ™„πŸ™„. or have you seen🀷🀷

19.Let’s balance this, please comment and like my post. My crush won’t date me except I get 1000 likes and 200 comment. Help a brotherπŸ™πŸ™

I πŸ’“πŸ’“u all

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