1. Call a man a lion and he will be very happy. But call him an animal he will be very angry.Is a lion not an animal?πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜†πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ
2. What do you call a group of short people coming towards you …ShortcomingsπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
3. If you know more than five stingy people, that means you beg a lot..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜
4. In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor.In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.In China a 17yr old is an engineer.In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier.In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest.In Africa a 60yr old is a whatsapp group admin. God why?πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™ŽπŸ™ŽπŸ˜«
5. My dear 7 days with money makes one week, but 7 days without money makes one weak, wisdom will not kill me.πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜šπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜
6. In Nigeria a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a poor family is called OROBO. That’s where corruption started.πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. Once u marry a bad wife de devil will stop following u because he has settled u already😌😌😌*

8. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving him/her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.*
This is called constructive elimination by substitution.
Should i increase the volume?

9. First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delilah..
Fear Women πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. Nobody knows how to listen to and interpret footsteps like couples having unfaithful scenes in a room.
Lady: Somebody is coming.
Man: No they are going.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜
11. Bro u’re dating that girl for more than πŸ’3years, with no intention of marrying her please..Uncle pharaoh let my sister go

12. Who is a risk taker?
A risk taker is someone who has running stomach and still want to mess

13. A pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man. He shouted, “In the name of Jesus, what do you want from this Man?! Speak! Before I cast you out into the lake of fire!
The demon in the man said, “I want him to win the National Lottery Draw worth 200million naira tonight.”
The pastor subtly lowered the microphone and whispered, “Get out of him and enter into me.”πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. If she visits with a toothbrush, she’s sleeping over, if she visits with a night gown, she’s spending one week but if she visits with sponge, soap, slippers, cream, make-up, detol….
My brother, go and borrow money and buy food stuffs, you don marry be that.πŸ™ŠπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™‹πŸ™οΏ½

15. Ladies, is not that Husbands are scarce, is just that you are busy looking for Hushpuppi with the touch of a pastor.πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ™‹πŸ™ŒπŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ€³πŸ€³πŸ‘πŸ€œ
16. English teacher will ask me to write a composition about myself and still score me 3/10, is you me? Is me you? Abi are you the two both of usπŸ€ πŸ€ πŸ€ πŸ€ πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
17. Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?
A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back.πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ€ πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜€
18. An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral.
One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were…
One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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